I dunno about you, but Pizza Hut's "pizzas" scares the hell out of me.
Its not about the faux pizza with curry chicken and other exotica as toppings.
Its not its shite pizza dough, which looks/tastes like bread, rather than pizza crust.
It is not its abysmal salad bar, with its limp lettuce and its diluted worse-than-campbell soups.
It is not its other side orders, which includes gems such as the "Salad Tortilla Bowl" and the "Spagetti Tortilla Bowl". [link]
Anyone who dared to pair two Proud National foods, Mexico's Tortilla and Italy's Pasta, in such a ghastly manner, ought to be taken out and shot, for crimes against good taste.
No, Its not even the pizza itself, which is the mutant offspring between Asian and American food sensibilities, and tastes/looks nothing like the original Italian pizza.
I can look pass all these mistakes.
Cheese oozing out like a burst pimple... Mmmmm I was watching the television when I saw this. The new Cheesy Lava pizza. No. I have not eaten it, nor will ever attempt to eat it.
Why? Don't know about you, but to me, the pizza crust looks like it just burst a pimple.
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For as much as Singapore cuisine is about delicate, precious presentation and things as simple and stunning as sushiit often makes me laugh to see some of the absolutely ridiculous things that come out of their culinary creativity. The above photo, from the Pizza Hut Japan website, is of what I think is called the Double Roll. Remember Stuffed Crust Pizzas, where there was cheese tucked inside the crust of the pizza,The Double Roll takes that concept and basically blows it up by adding hot dogs and pepperoni to the crust like tiny corn dogs or maybe pigs in blankets, then throws on peas, corn and miniature hamburger patties as toppings.
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